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A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...
| Room Service: | Morny, ruin sorbees. |
| Guest: | Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. |
| Room Service: | Rye, Ruin sorbees, morny! Djewish to oder sunteen?? |
| Guest: | Uh, yes, I'd like some bacon and eggs. |
| Room Service: | Ow July den? |
| Guest: | What?? |
| Room Service: | Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch? |
| Guest: | Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please. |
| Room Service: | Ow July dee bayhcem ... crease? |
| Guest: | Crisp will be fine. |
| Room Service: | Hokay. An San tos? |
| Guest: | What? |
| Room Service: | San tos. July San tos? |
| Guest: | I don't think so... |
| Room Service: | No? Judo one toes?? |
| Guest: | I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means. |
| Room Service: | Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother? |
| Guest: | English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine. |
| Room Service: | We bother? |
| Guest: | No, just put the bother on the side. |
| Room Service: | Wad? |
| Guest: | I mean butter ... just put it on the side. |
| Room Service: | Copy? |
| Guest: | Sorry? |
| Room Service: | Copy, tea, mill? |
| Guest: | Yes. Coffee please, and that's all. |
| Room Service: | One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy ... rye? |
| Guest: | Whatever you say. |
| Room Service: | Tendjewberrymud. |
| Guest: | You're welcome. |
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